June 2012
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Ross: Rachel, what are you doing here?
Rachel: Just visiting my good friend Carol.
Ross: You're good friend? What's her last name?
Rachel: Carol... Lesbian?
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someone help me find a new job
please? :(
May 2012
envyadams:
I got in the car for a fifteen-minute drive and turned the radio on, making a silent bet with myself that either We Are Young, Somebody That I Used To Know, or What Makes You beautiful would play. All three of them did.
and call me maybe… it’s inevitable
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it's not zombies
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
tupacabra:
when in doubt, pinky out
Watchkiiitten:
i’m crying
why cant i work at a place like this?
“We’ll never even find him. It’s like Water World in there.”
– Hannah Horvath (via womaninterrupted)
Watchcorrinda:
dadiva18:
There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.
This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over heels in love...
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WatchMr. G is flawlesssss
